A SCARY STORY

[Ralph Snart]

I live with a phantom entity.

It's The CREEPYNESS!

Not the ANNOYINGNESS (That's my ex girlfriend).


Tues. 3:47 am


"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ."

"I Am The CREEPYNESS!"

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZ, you bet, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ."

"Was That Creepy?"

"ZZZZZZZZZZZ, ZZZZZZZ! Not really. work on it. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ."

Wed. 3:48 AM


"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ."

"Ralph?" "booga booga, Ralph........Was that Creppy?"


"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, WHAT? no not really, sorry. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz."

"S**T!"


Thurs. 3:48 AM

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ."

Boris Carlof affectation: "Ralph? It's coming for you Ralph."

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz........Zz Z! Tell it to bring a pizza!"


"I'm just not getting this am I?"

"I am just not getting this am I? I am just not getting this am I? What are you trying to do; precisely! perform the services of a pugnacious premature alarm clock?"

"Give you the creeps. I am the creepyness after all."

"SSS,not workin'!"


Fri. 2:47 AM


"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, Don't say it!"

"I am the creepyness."


"You are a pain in the ass!
Look don't feel bad, I'm good at this we will work something out for you!"


Sat. 2:45 AM

...7,6,5,4,3,2,1...

"Ralph! Ralph! RALPH! ralph?........ i am er um, the uh Cree.."


"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! WOOOGA WOOOGA WOOGA YEAAAAAAAAAAH! FREEEEEZUZZZZ!"

SPLASH!


"EZSUS H. CHRIST! What the hell are you trying to do Ralph!"

"Be honest. Was that creepy?"


"You scared the F%%K out of me!"


"I guess I am just not getting the hang of this."

"Ralph, we need to talk Ralph. Put that, that... What the hell are you holding anyway?


"WOOGA, WOOOOGA."


"STOP DOING THAT!"

"wooga?"

"RALPH!"

"wooooooooooogggggggggaaaaaaaa."

(Mr. Snart your Psycholoigist's will see you now).

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[This message has been edited by Ralph Snart (edited November 10, 2001).]

[Thousanth]

Dear Lord, have you ever listened to yourself?

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My hit list, third draft.
1. Despin Entertainment 2. Kathy S. 3. Skin 4. Chance1234 5. Littlerich 6. miker 7. foolmaster 8. Mods 9. eddie 10. GrizzAdams

[Kathy S]

borderline genious.

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[Ralph Snart]

Thanks Kathy, I think.

Thousanth: I am not sure quite what you mean.
Was that a good Dear Lord or a bad Dear Lord?

Additionally, now that I have been deposed from Fourth place; do I have to start at Tenth and work my way back up or what?


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[Thousanth]

That was a mixed Dear Lord, I was in awe of how you can write so much, and despising the I had to read it all.
You aren't even on the list right now, but keep on with these long posts and you just may take 1.

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My hit list, third draft.
1. Despin Entertainment 2. Kathy S. 3. Skin 4. Chance1234 5. Littlerich 6. miker 7. foolmaster 8. Mods 9. eddie 10. GrizzAdams

[Ralph Snart]

But I want to be # 4 again.

I'll have a t-shirt made and mint a coin.

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[Ralph Snart]

And we'll sing.

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[Kathy S]

Ralph are you American?

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[Ralph Snart]

Yes

and in America.

Why do you ask?

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[Ralph Snart]

Yes

and in America.

Why do you ask?

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